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Dave can you fucking not ily
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the nominees are
- leonardo dicaprio
- leonardo dicaprio
- leonardo dicaprio
- leonardo dicaprio
- leonardo dicaprio
and the winner is *opens envelope*
- adele
I hate to turn up out of the blue uninvited
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the-queen-of-all-things-wierd:
T. V. Shows I watched throughout my childhood.
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my english teacher in 9th grade used to put prompts up for daily 5 minute writing warmups and one day the prompt was just the word “hippo” and i wrote a page long story in 5 minutes about an underground russian mafia that distributed hippo feces because they discovered that it had euphoric properties similar to marijuana it was like the new opium and rich people paid big money for it but it was illegal in every country and my teacher made me read it out loud to the class
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hoodies-headphones-and-hetalia:
my laptops fucked
i hope they used a condom
im going to punch every one of you that reblogs this
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You know what I don’t understand? I don’t understand why people say “real women have curves” because from my perspective it’s a given fact real women have curves. Real men have curves. Real dogs have curves. Pretty much anything from nature has curves.
Wanna know the last time I saw…
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