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Do older ppl expect us to believe they never took photos of their kids while they were growing up
Anonymous asked:
My bf loves eating my ass and I never understood why. Last week I ate his for the first time and I can’t wait to do it again. Why is that?
smatter answered:
When Eve ate the apple in Eden she metaphorically ate Adam’s ass and destined humankind to an unfathomable desire to eat copious amounts of ass. In the same vein that one’s chakra is kept in their balls, the Holy Spirit takes root in the ass.
i cant believe there are people who still havent seen this video
I could probably recite this entire video, word-for-word, on demand.
Goddamn, this is nearly thirty years old and it fits like a glove into contemporary shitpost cadence and aesthetics, this is High Art
“that’s right
we’ll fuck your wife”
IT BETTER NOT BOUNCE OR YOU’RE A DEAD MOTHERFUCKER
tbh…
IT’S TRUUUE THOOOO
All the rich people in the notes trying to defend the truth of this by whining about how they were raised to save every penny (because obviously poor people are poor because they never save money not because there’s a fucked up system that perpetuates poverty or anything) and it was so hard being raised to be like that boo hoo hoo
poor people buy people food because we remember what it felt like to go hungry so y’all can fuck off with this it was so hard growing up rich bullshit
i just watched a documentary on van gogh and how come nobody ever told me about this absolute banger of a painting
Omg just air this show 😭✊🏿
Her sweater literally says fight me I am IN LOVE